I had a web design client on Long Island that was a cheap pain in the ass. He was the kind of person who would insist on something that looked bad, making his site and consequently my work, look third-rate. I charged him almost nothing and he still went out and bought Dreamweaver so that he could do it himself.

Today I got an e-mail:

Christy,
Take me back.
JD 516-xxx-xxxx