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Punny Hair

04-29-02

The very first day that we were here I noticed that the hair salons all have terrible names. On that day, when we were returning our moving truck, I saw Headhunter, and Hair-We-Are. There is also Mane Street (not so bad really), and Pam's Lil Hairhouse (I almost like this one). Today I see an announcement in the paper that Total-E-Clips is merging with Hairy Situations on May 1st. I'm almost sad that there'll be one less terrible name.

There is a florist here that also got in on the action with the name The Rosery.

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as a florist the Rosary makes me want to puke - some decent flower names The ENCHANTED FLORIST andc (albeit alittle punny) Flowers Make Scents (hehe)-in texas do they have "the best little HAIRHOUSE in Texas" (only funny if you've seen the Dolly Parton Movie best little whorehouse in texas (hehe)

Jes
Mon 04/29/2002 12:13PM e-mail home page

When Ilived in California there was a salon in Sausalito, CA (just across the Golden Gate bridge) named: Rape of the Locks. Kay

Kay
Mon 04/29/2002 12:29PM e-mail home page

For those that need to know about Texas there are two "Best Little Hair House in Texas". One in Denton, Texas and the other in Lake Jackson, Texas. Denton is the closed to there the real "Best Little Whore House in Texas" was. Love, Mom.

MOM
Mon 04/29/2002 1:04PM e-mail home page

I have been trying to think of some witticism to respond to this with all day! But all I keep coming up with are terrible puns, like, "You should have kept this under your hat," or "And I thought you had a good head on your shoulders". Tsk-tsk.

Christiane
Mon 04/29/2002 4:23PM e-mail home page

i just cant believe I GUESSED about The Best Little Hairhouse in Texas, um, It is fairly obvious though I guess I shouldnt be suprized.

Jes
Mon 04/29/2002 7:22PM e-mail home page

Wow. The reality is always more humorous than anything people make up.

Kara
Mon 04/29/2002 9:03PM e-mail home page

I know one called, "Shear Delight."This is not a Hair Salon in New York phenomenon. This is a Hair Salon thing, I think.

Will McGreal
Wed 05/01/2002 10:18AM e-mail home page